Mirror Kisses - Soaking Wet

For information that is germane to this band, check out their website (www.mirrorkisses.com). I want to abort any pretense that I wrote anything other than an incompetent post here today. The following brief paragraphs will degenerate lickety-split into a lot of subjective crap culled from latent, feminine, witch-desire.

True fact: a couple of babes from Harrisonburg, Virginia, released an album that can lather a soul up with non-water-based lubricant, and then penetrate that soul with rad, nostalgic synth-pop. These boys don't dip in unprotected, though. They wrap it up in sincerity. It is as clear as a crystal that this album was conceived and produced to make people make-out. It's a divine contribution to the virtuous genre of sex music.

A couple of babes

This album is girl.

That doesn't make sense, but it's true. It's called, Soaking Wet, which is what happens to girls while they listen to it. The word girl is used at least 40 times throughout the record. They are based in Virginia, which sounds a lot like VAGINA.

My intuition tells me that Mirror Kisses are witches, and Soaking Wet is a love spell. Beware: this album is easy to get strung out on. Soaking Wet is available for free download via their bandcamp, via their website.